Tumblr is like a food fight in a mental insitution.

hofstadters-tortoise:

You have two crazies on top of the table arguing about which of their hair colors is more oppressing. Another chewing on the orderlies leg claiming that hes a wolfkin. A few more in the corner screaming at their mlp and homestuck headmates to stop trying to seduce them. A dude pointing a spork at the lunch lady while yelling shes a death eater and that he is really harry potter. And a girl in the corner crying because the mashed potato on her face is triggering. All the while the men in white suits are trying to calm everybody down while the entire institution yells about their white privilege.

punypalhoncho:

A FUN GAME:

PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOB

deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me